Typhon decided he wanted to see who this “new snake” in my life was.
From The Flower And The Star by Suzukin Kario
the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be
I HATE YOU
this is a man who flirts with death. hes eating ice cream, which is brutal cannibalism. he isnt even completely in the shade. and yet, he fixes the viewer with a smug look, as if to challenge us. as if to challenge the gods of death themselves
omg i went to email my teacher my assignment and OMG!!!! i accidentally sent her the ENTIRE contents of my HOT GAY furry porn folder!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! instead of freaking out she gave me 100% and bonus marks!!!!! AND im getting a scholarship for every school in the world. lmao. reblog this . send your teachers furry porn to unlock unlimited grade a+ in all your classes. do it.
ma alligator qurl notmikey.tumblr.com/pos…
okokokok i like alligators and i like girls good combo
i really wonder who set up this field trip
- From “Iguana no Musume (Iguana Girl / Daughter of Iguana),” based on the manga by Moto Hagio and directed by Kazuhisa Imai (1996)
Eastern Ribbon Snake (Thamnophis sauritus sauritus)
IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
-bursts through wall like a non-liquid, scrawny kool-aid man-
you talkin’ shit about eren jaeger??
mom im meeting my friends see you later bye